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|Hey friends, |
Twenty years ago I was one of those movie theater employees walking through the aisles asking you to put change in a can for the Jimmy Fund.
Now I'm asking you to make slightly larger donations to continue funding the amazing research at Dana Farber. I would really appreciate your support, and have created the helpful FAQ below to help you decide how much to give:
Q: Don't most people run marathons to raise money?
A: Next question.
Q: Can I donate to the Jimmy Fund in a way that doesn't involve you playing golf all day?
A: Unfortunately no. This is the only way.
Q: Do you even have the physical stamina to play 36 holes in one day?
A: This is not an interrogation.
Q: How much should I donate?
A: Great question! As much as you can. My goal is to raise $1000. I would appreciate contributions of any amount, but have devised the helpful list of benefits below to help you make your decision:
Donate $25 and I will write your name on a golf ball that I will probably hit into the woods.
Donate $50 and I will write your name on a golf ball that I will definitely hit into the woods.
Donate $75 and I will double bogey a hole just for you.
Donate $100 and I will dedicate the 7th hole to you.
Donate $200 and I will take a birdie on the 13th hole.
Donate $500 and I will ace a Par 4.
Q: Can I just donate $1000?
A: Yes, thanks!
Q: Will you at least shoot a respectable score?
A: This press conference is over.
Thank you for anything you can do to support the Jimmy Fund and the Dana Farber Cancer Institute!